Submitted by: DpMad
Posted on: 1/8/05

Okay, I'm not one to bitch but when I see a unique opportunity to state the obvious, I feel it is my duty to let it spew. I may be biased about this page but that's a different story.

A little about me, I am a professional Video Producer, I run a small video production company in Northern California. I am fortunate that my days are completely unpredictable and I never know what I will be filming on any given day. I do at times have moral dilemmas, but I don't mind if a couple wanted a very personal video made, or if someone wants to video them doing something dangerous and or possibly even illegal.

I do have morals, values… and an odd liking for the disturbing. On this day all of the above was truly pushed to the test of good taste.

I got a call from a local tattoo shop asking if I could film a man getting a tattoo. I think no problem another day another dollar. The owner then explains this is a tattoo of "Fuck The World".

I personally don't have a problem with the word "fuck" it is one of my favorite words. Then the owner continued to explain that this guy wants "Fuck The World" tattooed on his forehead! My thought was no fucking way! I'll be right over!

So I get to the tattoo shop and I see a guy about 50 years old getting ready for this "FTW" tattoo. He's very stinky and in need of a haircut, toothbrush, bath, Lysol, disinfectant - even a gasoline bath would be a step in the right direction. My first thought is this guy really shouldn't put tattoos over getting dental work.

BUT, who am I to judge? So I film this spectacle and I'm laughing the whole shoot. We get done with the shoot in about an hour. This guy stands up with big letters on his forehead saying, "Fuck the World" and he asks me what I think.

I tell him, "it makes you look real smart."

So this may not be an actual rant, but after ingesting this spectacle I realize that if more of these stupid fuckers did this, you would be able to see them coming a mile away! It would make life so much easier being able to spot and avoid all the assholes and stupid people.

If your EX had the appropriate tattoo when you met them, you could have avoided so much wasted time. Or if your old boss had a big tattoo of ASSHOLE on his or her forehead, you might have had chance to avoid all the stress inflicted by assholes and stupid people.


So I am proposing that all the assholes and stupid people get the appropriate tattoo on their forehead.

This is a true story..... Photo's below........

Click here and here for photos.

DpMad

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